POKE A PREZ…

WHY DO THE ISRAELIS AND AMERICANS WANT TO SEE PRESIDENT BASHIR AL-ASSAD REMOVED FROM POWER? (THEY CLAIM HE’S A SYRIA KILLER!)

ASK ANY CITIZEN OF CAIRO WHY HE OR SHE TOOK PART IN LAST YEAR’S REVOLT AGAINST  PRESIDENT HOSNI MUBARAK (MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PIECES) AND YOU’RE LIKELY GET THE SAME ANSWER: “BECAUSE EGYPT ME!”

“HEY PRESIDENT AHMADINEJAD…WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU HEARD THOSE BUNKER-BUSTING BOMBS BLOWING YOUR UNDERGROUND NUCLEAR PLANTS TO KINGDOM COME?”

“I DID WHAT ANY BRAVE COWARD WOULD DO? IRAN!

***Note to readers: Let’s hear your Presidential joke…It’ll help get your mind off any nasty thoughts of impending Armageddon…

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