POKE A PREZ…

WHY DO THE ISRAELIS AND AMERICANS WANT TO SEE PRESIDENT BASHIR AL-ASSAD REMOVED FROM POWER? (THEY CLAIM HE’S A SYRIA KILLER!)

ASK ANY CITIZEN OF CAIRO WHY HE OR SHE TOOK PART IN LAST YEAR’S REVOLT AGAINST ¬†PRESIDENT HOSNI MUBARAK (MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PIECES) AND YOU’RE LIKELY GET THE SAME ANSWER: “BECAUSE EGYPT ME!”

“HEY PRESIDENT AHMADINEJAD…WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU HEARD THOSE BUNKER-BUSTING BOMBS BLOWING YOUR UNDERGROUND NUCLEAR PLANTS TO KINGDOM COME?”

“I DID WHAT ANY BRAVE COWARD WOULD DO? IRAN!

***Note to readers: Let’s hear your Presidential joke…It’ll help get your mind off any nasty thoughts of impending Armageddon…

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